I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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