sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just had sex on a roof
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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