420 ftw
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Do vagina's smell?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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