I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Sorry my hands just texted you
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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