I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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