what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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