I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Randomize
