This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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