gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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