i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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