That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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