is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We're too hungover to prance.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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