I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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