Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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