Three words: puerto rican gang bang
one two three fourrrrnication!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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