I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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