i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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