Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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