quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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