im having a threesome with these popsicles
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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