I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
ttyl tear gas
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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