i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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