next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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