i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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