I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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