if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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