Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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