my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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