is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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