this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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