Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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