I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
