your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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