I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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