I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
splinters make it hard to masturbate
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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