My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
