these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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