Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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