How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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