I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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