You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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