...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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