Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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