Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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