remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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