Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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