Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She's the barista slut.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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