dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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