How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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