How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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